googlebus:

hey does this dick in my mouth make me look gay?











"Shall we order dessert?"
"No thanks… i’m stuffed.

mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake

willlaren:

this is the shortest saddest story I’ve ever read.

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